Good Joke!

What do you call two bananas?
A pair of slippers.

What do you call two bananas?
A pair of slippers.

Try to say this 3 times fast.
Chester cheetah chipped a chocolate chime and chopped the chip cheerfully.

Richard Nagy Mondja hogy…
Hello Anthony! Hogy vagy? Hallom nagyon készülsz Szegedre. Mama már itt van, és besélt sok mindent rólad. Nagyon várunk és játszunk, meg megyünk majd a strandra. Sok puszi anyáéknak is!
Risci

Anthony Mondja hogy…
Hello Ricsi! Jól vagyok. Nagyon akarok meni Szegedre! Alig várom!
This is the best thing ever!

Type your question in the box and click the = to get the answer. Try ANYTHING like 5+8-2, or, Toronto, or your bithday, or french fries or whatever you think of. Then if you want let me know what you tried. You can type it in the comments box at the bottom of this page.

What did one plate say to the other plate?
Answer.
Dinners on me tonight!
Ok remember Googol well it is a small number compared to this.
Now this number is REALLY BIG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It’s called Googolplex. Are you ready for this one?
Ok it is a 1 with a googol zeros after it.
So it looks like this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Answer.
The outside.
Say this 3 times real fast.
Chester chows down on some chewy, chowy chow lunch.

T I M B E R
There was a lumberjack who chopped trees all day and would yell “TIMBER” just before each tree would fall.
One day he set out to cut down a tall tree.
He cut, cut and cut. “TIMBER” he yelled. But the tree didn’t budge.
He’d chop some more and yell “TIMBER” and yet the tree wouldn’t fall.
So he went to a tree doctor and angrily said, “I keep cutting this tree and shout ‘TIMBER’ but it never falls! What’s wrong with it?”
The doctor checked out the tree and then finger spelled T-I-M-B-E-R. The tree fell down.
The tree doctor then looks at the flabbergasted lumberjack and says, “The tree is Deaf.”

WHAT DID THE SALAD SAY TO THE REFRIDGERATER?
Answer.
Close the door I’m dressing!

My favourite games are Rocket Builder, and Star Fall.
Click link below ![]()
http://www.nasa.gov/audience/forkids/kidsclub/flash/index.html
If you can’t open it, then Click up top, on Super Space Games first.
Lots of fun games in here!
My favourite games are Seed Ball, and Dino Dig. TRY them!
Click link below ![]()
http://www.tvokids.com/framesets/gamePicker.html
If you can’t open it, then Click up top, on Cool Games first.

Try to say this 3 times fast.
Black bugs blood.

Say this 3 times fast!
People pile up, plowing Principal Pratt flat.
Googol is a cool number! It looks like this.
1 000000000000000000000000000000
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That is 100 Zeros!

Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
Answer.
He didn’t have the guts to do it!
Did you know?
Nails on you fingers grow faster than on your toes.
Do you know how fast your sneeze can go?
The fastest sneeze ever was 165 kilometers per hour!

Say this 5 times fast.
Super Sally sells seashells at the seashore.
Did you know?
750 earths fit inside of Saturn
What did one eye say to the other eye?
Answer.
Why are basketball players such sloppy eaters?
Answer.
Because they always dribble.